Automagic Reply

I have been summoned by the Ministry of Vacations to go forth for the next week and have fun and relax.  I have chosen to take this opportunity to also check out from social media during said time.

In case of any emergencies during my absence, here are a few steps you may try that has often worked for me:

  •  Say “fuck” like a hundred times in different tones and different lengths
  • Put on any KC and  The Sunshine Band song
  • Close your eyes.  Tap your heels together 3 times, and keep repeating “There’s no place like home”.

Ta ta for now,

Dwight

 

7 thoughts on “Automagic Reply

  1. Holy fuckballs! This has got to be the most fucking amazing bit of writing anyone has ever laid their flamin fucking eyes on! And it may be my fucketty fuck fuck favorite short piece ever. Enjoy your time away from the fucknuts that follow you – and relax and enjoy.

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