I have been summoned by the Ministry of Vacations to go forth for the next week and have fun and relax. I have chosen to take this opportunity to also check out from social media during said time.
In case of any emergencies during my absence, here are a few steps you may try that has often worked for me:
- Say “fuck” like a hundred times in different tones and different lengths
- Put on any KC and The Sunshine Band song
- Close your eyes. Tap your heels together 3 times, and keep repeating “There’s no place like home”.
Ta ta for now,