Faded Jeans Living

I have been summoned by the Ministry of Vacations to go forth for the next week and have fun and relax.  I have chosen to take this opportunity to also check out from social media during said time.

In case of any emergencies during my absence, here are a few steps you may try that has often worked for me:

•  Say “fuck” like a hundred times in different tones and different lengths
• Put on any KC and  The Sunshine Band song
• Close your eyes.  Tap your heels together 3 times, and keep repeating “There’s no place like home”.

Ta ta for now,

Dwight